We're three odd neighbors making board & card games in a quiet pasture you've probably never driven past. No games yet — but the hay's stacked, the dice are cut, and something's definitely chewing on a prototype.
← that's us, mostly
Every game we make is an argument between these three. Sometimes the lamb wins. Sometimes the hog sits on the rulebook. The wildebeest, as always, just stares.
Glowers at spreadsheets until they balance. Thinks every turn should have a decision that matters and a decision that doesn't. Deeply suspicious of "just roll for it."
Insists a game should feel like something — warm hands, a worn edge, a story you'd tell twice. Picks the paper. Draws the sheep. Cries a little at good typography.
Will absolutely break your game in the first ten minutes. Loves a hidden role, a secret objective, a cursed card nobody wanted to draw. Laughs too loud. Wins too often.
This is the field. Each empty plot is a game we're sketching, arguing about, or quietly burying because it didn't deserve you. When something's ready to be played, it'll stand up right here.
Drop an email and we'll send a short, honest note when a game's actually ready — playtest invites, print runs, the occasional sheep photograph. No churn. No funnels. No "synergy."
Wild Lamb Hoggs Games started as a running joke about three friends whose opinions never match — one strict, one soft, one unhinged — and the fact that the best games we've ever played always felt like they were made by people who disagreed a lot and loved each other anyway.
So we made a studio out of that. Small. Slow. Honest. Games meant to be played at a real table, by people who remember to eat.